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quotes[0] = "Hi Dee.  Just wanted to let you know that the butter tarts arrived safely at my mother's house even though they were a day early.  I was able to reach her neighbor who put them inside the house.  Mom got home that evening late and guess what she had as a late night snack.  When I talked to her this afternoon she had already eaten 6 (oops this might have been a bad idea) and she has not even been home 24 hours.";
quotes[1] = "I just love your butter tarts. I live close to 60 miles away from you bakery and whenever I have to come your way I always try to stop in to get some of the 'Butter Tarts to Die For'. My favourite flavours are the Maple Walnut and Southern Pecan. Although I have tried most of the other flavours, and are all yummy, those two are my personal favourites. I can understand why you have sold as many as you have. Keep inventing new flavours and I will be buy to test them out. - A very satisfied returning customer";
quotes[2] = "I was making up my New Years Eve CDs tonight as the crowd arrived and found a song by Len… Steal my Sunshine… the beginning of the song talks about Butter Tarts… as the night progressed I had to ask the crowd 'What in the hell is a butter tart??'  we quickly found your site and found out what butter tarts were.  Additionally I found the story about the couple that proposed in your store… I was instantly greeted by tears… what a great story… and a great way to end the year. ";
quotes[3] = "The Bizzy Butler in Maple Ridge , BC  received a call from a lawyer in Phoenix,  Arizona who had been longing for some 'Canadian' butter tarts (Yes, Butter Tarts are a Canadian delicacy!).  He had unsuccessfully  tried to  find a retail outlet in Canada  that could  courier  butter tarts to him .   We were able to source a small  bakery in Ontario that specializes in butter tarts  and  Dee was able to ship my client 4 dozen tarts by FedEx.  Dee ships her fine pastries  all over North America.   Dee  has made her millionth butter tart in her small bakery and  has  put  one large sticky smile on my  client's face! I love my job! ";
quotes[4] = "We bought some of your yummy tarts recently, they certainly don't last long  !!!!!   Tremendous !!!!";
quotes[5] = "My husband was in Cambridge for some reason a couple weekends ago.  He got lost and ended up in front of your store.  My husband loves a bakery.  Anyway, he came home with six tarts.  They were the best tarts I'd ever tasted.  Crispy on top and gooey inside, but not too gooey, just the right amount of gooey.  And lots of it.  I'm thankful for the sticker on the packaging, because I goggled you and here I am.  We will be back!";

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